What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?